Listen, there's nothing wrong with a V-neck t-shirt on a man. But American Apparel has really pushed it.
You can't walk down Sunset and spit without hitting a guy in one of these numbers. And why are they always super skinny with patchy chest hair?
Look, if it were one or two of you, we'd probably look the other way. Random fashion risk takers are OK. They make the world colorful and fun. But when it has become standard uniform, we need to set you straight (literally). The fact that you see another hipster walking down the street, think it looks awesome, and proceed to copy it makes you a douche.
If you also grow patchy facial hair to match your patchy chest hair, you're a double douche.
Please make a note that Dov Charney is never to be considered a fashion mentor. Or a mentor of any sort really. Smart guy, but let's just keep our pants on in meetings, shall we?
2 comments:
sorry, but i find the deep V on a hetero to be incredibly sexy...then again, i fall in love with gay men on a daily basis.
a coworker had on a deep vee yesterday and i was not interested in being so intimate with his non-patchy chest hair. i have to argue that plentiful and thick chest hair tumbling out of the vee is almost worst. nah mean?
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